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Monday, August 24, 2015
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
Anger Management Humming
A lot can be said about this; but I'd like to "hear" your thoughts on it. Share them in the comments.
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Friday, October 10, 2014
Texting & Tone
Although this video is #nsfw (language), I think it's hilarious and may even extend beyond texting, and into emails.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naleynXS7yo
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naleynXS7yo
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Friday, August 22, 2014
Funny South African Comedian Trevor Noah
I had a good laugh listening to his yearning to "be black."
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZYCj39M38
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Friday, August 15, 2014
I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
This video has been making the rounds on its way to becoming viral. With lyrics it tells the World why chubby folks require more articles of clothing. Chime in with your comments.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE
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Friday, July 18, 2014
The Funniest Table Tennis Match
Perhaps THE funniest table tennis match of all time. It's a little long, in today's attention span measures, but it's worth it. Trust me.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3O0OOn0a0
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3O0OOn0a0
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Friday, May 9, 2014
Prank: Explosive Farts
Pranks are a dime a dozen. Fart jokes are too (if they're even funny). Combine both, and add some ... texture ... and you have something worth watching. Tell us what you think in the comments.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0WWL1atmE
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0WWL1atmE
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Friday, May 2, 2014
An Amazon.com Customer Review on Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears
Amazon.com Christine E. Torok s review of Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag
Simply put ... AWESOME. Don't believe me? Look at the number of people who have found this review helpful. Then, read the comments below that. What a nightmare for the brand and its manufacturer. But pure hilarious gold for the rest of us.
In fear of losing this post, for one reason or another, I'm going to keep a screenshot. In the meantime, here's a link of the actual: http://amzn.to/1hIVPT5
And to be safe, here's a text dump; but the original (on Amazon) is an easier read. Not to mention, the comments that follow, alone, are worth reading.
The copy & paste of the text (just in case).
38,725 of 39,306 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012
By
Christine E. Torok
Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag (Grocery)
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.
PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile. ▣
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Simply put ... AWESOME. Don't believe me? Look at the number of people who have found this review helpful. Then, read the comments below that. What a nightmare for the brand and its manufacturer. But pure hilarious gold for the rest of us.
In fear of losing this post, for one reason or another, I'm going to keep a screenshot. In the meantime, here's a link of the actual: http://amzn.to/1hIVPT5
And to be safe, here's a text dump; but the original (on Amazon) is an easier read. Not to mention, the comments that follow, alone, are worth reading.
The copy & paste of the text (just in case).
38,725 of 39,306 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012
By
Christine E. Torok
Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag (Grocery)
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.
PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile. ▣
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Friday, April 25, 2014
100-Year Old BFFs On Pop Culture
These 100-Year-Old Best Friends Share Their Hilarious Thoughts On Today's Pop Culture, including selfies, twerking, Justin Bieber, etc.
Via The Huffington Post via Steve Harvey.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipnGPeRIy2k
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Via The Huffington Post via Steve Harvey.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipnGPeRIy2k
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Friday, April 18, 2014
You Like Sausage? How Meat is Made - A Brazilian Prank
I guess people forgot how sausages are made. This prank came to the rescue.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se2K5u3cd04
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Friday, March 28, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Weather Forecast - Ice Ice Baby
How has the weather been in your area? Did cabin fever set in with your weather announcers? I think it might have with these guys.
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhtqjdUi0nw
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Friday, January 31, 2014
Conference Calls in Real Life
Yup, this pretty much summed it up.
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ
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Friday, January 24, 2014
The Tug Toner
This exercise "machine" ... I have no words. Just trust me and watch the video. It's hilarious. Originally, got the video from this link: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=559748584109604 on Facebook and had to go hunt it down on YouTube (it didn't take much).
What I don't understand is how on Earth that man kept a straight face filming this "commercial." I simply would not be able to do so. Would you have? Tell us in the comments.
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What I don't understand is how on Earth that man kept a straight face filming this "commercial." I simply would not be able to do so. Would you have? Tell us in the comments.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k
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Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Fast Hands Illusionist
You can catch a couple of flaws here and there, but overall a very entertaining act. Let us know what you thought of the video in comments. Enjoy.
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dv0odjyprE
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Friday, November 22, 2013
Bad Lip Reading
An oldie, but goodie. Enjoy.
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE
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Friday, November 15, 2013
Friday, November 8, 2013
David Hasselhoff Sings the "Fresh Prince"
Tell us in the comments, after the video of course, if you sang along.
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc_o3L_7xII
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Friday, November 1, 2013
Tell People What to Do
Simply put, this is hilarious.
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3DSSGWisgk
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Friday, October 4, 2013
Highway Sing-A-Long: Build Me Up Buttercup
People in California (hard to say that word without hearing Schwarzenegger's voice) seem so laid back in this guy's videos. Enjoy.
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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYqe3QeOqQ
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