Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts

Monday, August 25, 2014

How to Find and Do Work You Love

Like many TEDx videos, the presenter's personal story, I find, is very inspirational. The video may be a little long, but there are quite a few nuggets sprinkled throughout. Would love to get your feedback on this particular video in the comments.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpe-LKn-4gM
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Friday, May 2, 2014

An Amazon.com Customer Review on Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears

Amazon.com Christine E. Torok s review of Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag

Simply put ... AWESOME. Don't believe me? Look at the number of people who have found this review helpful. Then, read the comments below that. What a nightmare for the brand and its manufacturer. But pure hilarious gold for the rest of us.

In fear of losing this post, for one reason or another, I'm going to keep a screenshot. In the meantime, here's a link of the actual: http://amzn.to/1hIVPT5

And to be safe, here's a text dump; but the original (on Amazon) is an easier read. Not to mention, the comments that follow, alone, are worth reading.

The copy & paste of the text (just in case).

38,725 of 39,306 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012
By
Christine E. Torok
Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag (Grocery)
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.

PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile.  ▣
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Monday, November 18, 2013

The Giving Tree

An awesome story. Well read, and is considered the next best thing after reading the book yourself. This story made me, as a parent, feel very sad ... mainly because of how true and accurate it is. And for that, I found it to be very inspirational. I hope you do too.

This is a story by Shell Silverstein, and it’s called The Giving Tree. You can find the text of the book here.


Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwVCYainOWE

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Monday, September 14, 2009

Andrea Gibson - Say Yes


Andrea Gibson's passion and power of delivery in and of itself is very inspirational. This one video of "Say Yes," one of her poems, should illustrate just how powerful poetry can be.


Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hee7T8MbHGs
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Monday, July 13, 2009

The Strangest Secret - A True & Inspirational Audio


This true and inspirational audio was recorded in the 1950's. It's truly worth listening to on a regular basis. I may even convert this to mp3, or see if I can find it, just to have it for myself. Hands down one the most inspirational things I've heard in a while.


iPhone & iTouch users can find the Google Video at http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8448018326921957619

A huge thanks to Paul D. for posting this on Facebook for all his connections to see. I've not heard of this before, and I'm truly inspired by it. It's just as true today as it was 50+ years ago. I hope you find it just as inspirational.  ▣


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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Career Advice - It's Going To Be How Long Before I Find A Job?


So you've been in the industry longer than a decade. You keep a close eye on your digital brand, and make sure it's a close representation of who you are. You have the skills, the personality and the business savvy. And above all you care and it shows. But you have been on the market looking for a job for a few weeks, if not months?!

In this economy you need all of the above and a lot more. You need things like focus, persistence and most of all determination and patience.

The last two qualities in particular, I believe, are the cornerstones of a solid job search. Being laid off, in this recession, is not a reason to think less of yourself or that of anyone who has had that misfortune. From my simple observations, those looking every workday for a job that's within their career path, and no more than a 25% step backwards, usually land a job within 93 days. Again, this is a simple and likely naive observation, but I'm hoping that we can all put it to the test right here and now.

With that, allow me to clarify a few things. I believe that from the time a person is laid off (not fired, or is looking for a job casually, etc.) to their first day on the new job is a duration around 93 days. Yes, I understand that there are people that are looking for a job well over a year now; but I would be very curious as to their approach and whether or not they have the above, and other, qualities. Better yet, I would ask about their career prior to that last job, and whether or not they're still in the same industry or seeking a switch. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm simply hoping it's not the norm.

When you get laid off, finding a job is almost a full time job in and of itself. Technology has been very kind to us with email, job boards, etc. But for those looking for a job via the web, I strongly recommend creating powerful search queries and then relying on bookmarked links and/or RSS feeds to help along the way.

How you organize yourself and track each job is also key. I personally recommend a spreadsheet that keeps such information as the company name, the recruiting company, the URL where you found the job, any contact information, the actual title of the job you applied at, any credentials you used for the submission of the job, etc. I would even go as far as printing out the job post because you never know when they take it down. You don't want to receive a call and be unprepared, or worse, talk about a different job.

Before I digress any further, let's go back to the 93-day theory. Please take the time and reply back in the comments with the number of days it took you to start your job. Be sure to state whether or note you've been looking for a job EVERY SINGLE WORKDAY. This site has a fairly straight forward difference in days calculator.

When applying for a job, I'm you do so because the job posting is a fit. Don't fill out an application and/or send your resume just to see what your chances are, or to meet an unemployment number for the week. You're not doing yourself or anyone else any favors by doing that. And be sure to read the job posting. If you don't have this skill or that are of knowledge, then don't let your ego or need for the job compel you to submit for it any ways. One of your qualities must be patience; even if it's been more than 93 days.

Of course there always things that can be worked on in the meantime. The thing is, if you're spending most of the day looking for a job, then you're also not accomplishing the things you could. You know, those things that you wished you had more time for. Well, now you have that time. But not knowing when you might start working, the daily search and the financial stress alone could bring anyone to their knees. That's where I think the 93-day theory could come in handy. I'm curious if more than 3% of the laid off population got a job faster than 93 days. If not, you see, then it helps to continue one's routine in finding a job, but to also know when to stop and get other things done. Things like chores, spring/fall cleaning, rearranging some furniture or a room, install a fan or a sink, building a shed, painting a room, starting a garden, etc.

You would be surprised to learn how much it helps one's state of mind realizing the earliest day to start a job. If 97% of all laid off folks didn't start a job 'till after 60 days from the day they got laid off, then you would know what to expect, how to prepare for that, etc. Do you follow what I'm trying to say? You don't need, nor should you, compromise the effort and the search. I would still do so every single day; but you now know that it's OK to put 4 to 6 hours a day towards that job search, and spend the rest of the time taking care of the things you wished you had time to do.

If you've been laid off and found work, congratulations. Help the rest out by sharing how long it took you to start your job (in exact days) in the comments. Use this 3rd party calculator to help. Don't forget to list whether you searched every day or not. Your title when you got laid off and your new title now would also be helpful. Your names and that of companies is discouraged.

For all those who are looking, be patient and have faith in The Sustainer of all, and in your yourself, your knowledge and what you can bring to the table.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

This Week's Career Advice - Stay in Touch

If you haven't touched base with your current or ex-colleagues, take this opportunity and reach out to them with a simple email. Services like LinkedIn make it easy to stay in touch with your professional contacts. By this, I don’t mean clients - I mean professional acquaintances in the same field as you (contacting clients should be a regular part of your workflow). Usually acquaintances with whom you've worked for an extended period of time.

An email asking them what they're up to, and in return telling them a thing or two about what you're doing, can go a long way. Staying in touch is the core of networking; and believe me, that works much better than any headhunter or agency could ever do for you.

Personally, I'm very selective about with whom I connect and ultimately add to my LinkedIn contact-list. I have to truly know them. They have to be close-enough colleagues that I feel comfy to reach out to them one day and ask for help, advice, etc.

Go ahead. Send an email or two or more, connect with your colleagues (especially past ones) and stay in touch. Going to lunch might not be a bad idea either. The value of networking in this economy cannot be underestimated. And don't forget to answer the call for advice, a recommendation, etc.

Do you use other services besides LinkedIn? How often do you stay in touch with your network? Let me know in the comments.