Fart-Absorbing Blanket

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw

It’s called the “Better Marriage Blanket” and it's supposed to absorb bodily odors. The video ad claims that the carbon-fabric lining of this blanket keeps flatulence beneath the covers and from seeping out. It also suggests that the blanket would make a great wedding or anniversary gift! May be as a gag gift; but they cannot be serious; are they?

Oh God! I now see three products in one, which are sure to replace the snugwow.   ▣

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