<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009</id><updated>2010-07-29T22:59:09.625-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ahmadism</title><subtitle type='html'>A New Workday Movement!&lt;br&gt;
Inspiration, tech tips, the weird &amp;amp; bizarre, comics and much more.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/-/Fridays'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/-/Fridays/-/Fridays?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>51</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-582777392325874259</id><published>2010-06-25T13:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T13:30:00.231-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Funny Roommate</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;I can't add anything to this.  It stands on its own.&lt;br /&gt;The file is big, so you may have to reload the page again to see the animated image.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:0px; position: relative; float: center; width: 314px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3730/funnyroommate.gif" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="314" height="208"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Roommate" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-582777392325874259?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/582777392325874259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=582777392325874259&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/582777392325874259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/582777392325874259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/06/funny-roommate.html' title='Funny Roommate'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-1013139366637963019</id><published>2010-06-11T07:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-11T07:11:00.421-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Hilarious Drummer</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Hilarious drummer acting like Animal from The Muppets.  And the number of views on this video are climbing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keep your eyes on the drummer:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ItZyaOlrb7E&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ItZyaOlrb7E&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-1013139366637963019?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/1013139366637963019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=1013139366637963019&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/1013139366637963019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/1013139366637963019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/06/hilarious-drummer.html' title='Hilarious Drummer'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-7628624271994088569</id><published>2010-04-30T21:01:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-03T00:11:11.841-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Fart-Absorbing Blanket</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bM4eJ38S7Hw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bM4eJ38S7Hw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;It’s called the “Better Marriage Blanket” and it's supposed to absorb bodily odors. The video ad claims that the carbon-fabric lining of this blanket keeps flatulence beneath the covers and from seeping out. It also suggests that the blanket would make a great wedding or anniversary gift!  May be as a gag gift; but they cannot be serious; are they?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh God!  I now see three products in one, which are sure to replace the &lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/04/bonus-funny-friday-snugwow-two-products.html"&gt;snugwow&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-7628624271994088569?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/7628624271994088569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=7628624271994088569&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/7628624271994088569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/7628624271994088569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/04/fart-absorbing-blanket.html' title='Fart-Absorbing Blanket'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-2345734112719593196</id><published>2010-04-23T10:01:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-23T10:05:38.182-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Humorous Anesthesiologists</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Here's a bit of humor on this Friday (Thank God it is).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These guys are actual Anesthesiologists, and they really can sing!  I think that their talent is definitely one that could rival big names out there ... yes, including the Beach Boys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check 'em out and let us know in the comments what you think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WOrjcLJ2IE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WOrjcLJ2IE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrjcLJ2IE0&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-2345734112719593196?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/2345734112719593196/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=2345734112719593196&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/2345734112719593196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/2345734112719593196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/04/humorous-anesthesiologists.html' title='Humorous Anesthesiologists'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-181814873854015296</id><published>2010-04-16T17:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-17T18:01:28.974-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Unicorn? Tooth Extraction Drugs</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oS3Olh9DnaE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oS3Olh9DnaE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS3Olh9DnaE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-181814873854015296?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/181814873854015296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=181814873854015296&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/181814873854015296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/181814873854015296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/04/unicorn-tooth-extraction-drugs.html' title='Unicorn? Tooth Extraction Drugs'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-4430986812868465752</id><published>2010-04-02T10:38:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-02T10:52:01.213-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>The Scoop on Semen</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:20px; position: relative; float: left; width: 475px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4898/semen.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: right; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="475" height="1544"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday:  The Scoop on Semen" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Via: &lt;a href="http://www.onlineschools.org"&gt;Online Schools&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-4430986812868465752?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/4430986812868465752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=4430986812868465752&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4430986812868465752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4430986812868465752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/04/scoop-on-semen.html' title='The Scoop on Semen'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-4497608094353805508</id><published>2010-03-12T19:25:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-14T23:28:09.338-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Conformity</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This sheds light on what was meant with the phrase "birds of feather, flock together."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-t0OwWc0Qw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-t0OwWc0Qw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-t0OwWc0Qw&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-4497608094353805508?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/4497608094353805508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=4497608094353805508&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4497608094353805508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4497608094353805508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/03/conformity.html' title='Conformity'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-5770764006506012068</id><published>2010-02-26T18:34:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-04-17T17:19:35.018-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Comic - Seriously?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:0px; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1682/kaptainkarmelyoureinall.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="400" height="700"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Kaptain Karmel - Seriously?" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-5770764006506012068?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/5770764006506012068/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=5770764006506012068&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5770764006506012068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5770764006506012068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/02/comic-seriously.html' title='Comic - Seriously?'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-7940354698760812924</id><published>2010-02-05T11:56:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T00:00:45.548-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a bit old, but deserves a worthy mention.  This question was actually asked on &lt;a href="http://j.mp/beUkzP"&gt;Yahoo! Answers&lt;/a&gt;.  Just priceless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's an image of it in case it ever disappears:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:0px; position: relative; float: center; width: 386px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7817/turnoffcapslock.png" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="386" height="475"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you come across some weird questions on this World Wide Web?  Share them with us in the comments.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-7940354698760812924?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/7940354698760812924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=7940354698760812924&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/7940354698760812924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/7940354698760812924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/02/how-do-i-turn-off-caps-lock.html' title='HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-5470319552326981380</id><published>2010-01-29T16:29:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-01T20:42:22.967-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Cake Wrecks</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm writing this Monday night for the previous Friday.  That should tell you how behind I am.  Hopefully, by end of day tomorrow I get all caught up.  But in the spirit of continuity, I still wanted to stick to the daily themes.  I will revert the date to last Friday on this blog post so it can be found with all other &lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Funny"&gt;Funny&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Friday&lt;/a&gt; posts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:0px; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S14rCOcSQ0I/AAAAAAAAG8w/cNVtA8nTMt4/s400/Diana+A.ow.football+ccc.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="400" height="312"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Car Wreck" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This Friday's (ummm, I mean last Friday's) awesome link goes out to &lt;a href="http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/"&gt;cake wrecks&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-5470319552326981380?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/5470319552326981380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=5470319552326981380&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5470319552326981380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5470319552326981380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/01/cake-wrecks.html' title='Cake Wrecks'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S14rCOcSQ0I/AAAAAAAAG8w/cNVtA8nTMt4/s72-c/Diana+A.ow.football+ccc.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-2767713867815837889</id><published>2010-01-22T20:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T00:42:15.878-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Late Late Show - Jersey Shore Movie</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate to be this brief, but The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson had nailed it for me today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width='400' height='300'&gt;&lt;param name='movie' value='http://www.cbs.com/e/6jdoUPE192QHc5RjkIIfZ9WExPXuQb2D/cbs/1/'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name='allowFullScreen' value='true'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name='allowScriptAccess' value='always'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed width='400' height='300' src='http://www.cbs.com/e/6jdoUPE192QHc5RjkIIfZ9WExPXuQb2D/cbs/1/'  allowfullscreen='true' allowScriptAccess='always' type='application/x-shockwave-flash'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course if the Jersey Shore or Craig Ferguson mean nothing to you, or are not your cup of tea, then try this parody video of Miley Cyrus' "party in the USA."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9zxCzgn46k8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9zxCzgn46k8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zxCzgn46k8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-2767713867815837889?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/2767713867815837889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=2767713867815837889&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/2767713867815837889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/2767713867815837889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/01/late-late-show-jersey-shore-movie.html' title='Late Late Show - Jersey Shore Movie'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-5185660482330205119</id><published>2010-01-15T17:26:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T18:04:27.391-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Funny Links</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:20px; position: relative; float: left; width: 128px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4920/funnybaby128x96.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: right; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="128" height="96"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Baby" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Today, I wanted to do something a bit different.  Instead of one funny item, I'd like to share 5 links that I hope deliver the laughter needed to end the week and mark the beginning of the weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://j.mp/61ypYS"&gt;Floor caves under Weight Watchers weigh-in&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://j.mp/6V3WpE"&gt;The &amp;#39;Devil&amp;#39; Writes Pat Robertson A Letter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://j.mp/7OFvZ2"&gt;Straight Outta Compton&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://j.mp/8M3rAf"&gt;Things to say during sex&lt;/a&gt; (an info-graphic)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://j.mp/91fsNw"&gt;Hilarious Muppet Bloopers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-5185660482330205119?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/5185660482330205119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=5185660482330205119&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5185660482330205119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5185660482330205119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/01/funny-links.html' title='Funny Links'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-1003031944527059213</id><published>2010-01-08T15:56:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-09T13:54:27.098-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Audio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Little Becky - The Young Irish Prank Caller</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This Friday's blog I wanted to start with an "oldie but still goodie" audio clip.  It's an audio of a young (8 or 9 year old) Irish girl making a prank call requesting to demolish her school.  This dates back to early 2006 (can you believe it's been almost 4 years?), but many have not heard it, and those who have are sure to enjoy it all over again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:20px; position: relative; float: left; width: 85px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9749/rebeccabarry85x128.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: right; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="85" height="128"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Rebecca Barry - The Voice Behind Little Beck of Dublin Ireland" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Rebecca Barry from Dublin Ireland is widely known as "little Becky."  She was made famous with some of the prank calls she made for Dublins’s &lt;a href="http://www.dublins98.ie/"&gt;98FM&lt;/a&gt; breakfast show.  Show hosts Dermot Whelan and Dave Moore discovered her when she was just 5 years old and singing at her Dad’s office Christmas party close to the radio station. They consequently invited Becky to sing on their Christmas show, and started doing so from then on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The prank calls started when Becky and her mother would go to 98FM's studio to record the calls that will be played the following week. “I sit in a room with my mam and talk to people on the phone. I have earphones on, and Dermot and Dave tell me what to say in my ear if I get stuck.” Says Becky to &lt;a href="http://j.mp/4Xb4DP"&gt;Irish Times&lt;/a&gt; journalist Róisín Ingle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little Becky has called a demolition company to help demolish her school, called a zoo, one about a driving test and a few others.  Searching online, you can even find reports of her calling a wedding planner for help marrying her cat and dog, but the wedding planner refused to give permission for the radio station to air it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://aablogs.fileave.com/ahmadism/little%20becky%20demolition%20call.mp3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="window" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" height="27" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By far, her most famous one is the demolition company one you can hear above.  You can find this particular audio clip all over &lt;a href="http://j.mp/7QQoQc"&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt;, but &lt;a href="http://j.mp/6nKaTj"&gt;John T Edwards'&lt;/a&gt; site appears to be the source of her internet fame.  It's also where you can find many of little Becky's prank calls, and even &lt;a href="http://j.mp/8D2NNb"&gt;her TV interview&lt;/a&gt; on Irish TV show.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-1003031944527059213?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/1003031944527059213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=1003031944527059213&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/1003031944527059213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/1003031944527059213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/01/little-becky-young-irish-prank-caller.html' title='Little Becky - The Young Irish Prank Caller'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-7127713452336676413</id><published>2010-01-01T19:41:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-01T19:58:11.645-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><title type='text'>Noteworthy Performing Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A couple of Fridays ago, I brought you the &lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/12/muppets-perform-queens-bohemian.html"&gt;The Muppets Perform Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody&lt;/a&gt;.  Today I bring you &lt;a href="http://noteworthy.berkeley.edu/"&gt;UC Berkeley’s &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Noteworthy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; performing Lady Gaga's "Poker Face;" featuring Brian Wang and Joey Goodknight at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase back on November 13th, 2009 (can you believe that was last year already?).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bW5czKqT05A&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bW5czKqT05A&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW5czKqT05A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a href="http://j.mp/8ifP7w"&gt;Christopher Walken&lt;/a&gt;'s "Poker Face" with Jonathan Ross on BBC1 is just as funny, if not more so; and definitely deserves a mention here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5JwYOlgvY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-7127713452336676413?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/7127713452336676413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=7127713452336676413&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/7127713452336676413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/7127713452336676413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2010/01/noteworthy-performing-lady-gagas-poker.html' title='Noteworthy Performing Lady Gaga&apos;s &quot;Poker Face&quot;'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-3526390997753588357</id><published>2009-12-25T12:51:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-27T12:56:43.178-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Funny Friday - The Mona Diesel</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's not much to say on this one.  It got me laughing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:0px; position: relative; float: center; width: 457px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5072/monadiesel.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="457" height="609"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - The Mona Diesel" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-3526390997753588357?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/3526390997753588357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=3526390997753588357&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/3526390997753588357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/3526390997753588357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/12/funny-friday-mona-diesel.html' title='Funny Friday - The Mona Diesel'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-8508894761026628102</id><published>2009-12-18T17:26:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-18T17:38:14.481-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><title type='text'>The Muppets Perform Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The &lt;a href="http://j.mp/7r0uIW"&gt;song&lt;/a&gt;, in its own right, is a classic.  &lt;a href="http://j.mp/6egAtx"&gt;The Muppets Show&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://j.mp/7xaiEf"&gt;Sesame Street&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="http://j.mp/7jGu06"&gt;happy 40th anniversary&lt;/a&gt;) are also both classics.  The Muppets performing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is ... well ... sure to be a classic.  And they even squeaky cleaned the murder part of the song.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While this may not be funny, in a ha ha out loud way, it is something that puts a smile on one's face.  It sure put one on mine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-8508894761026628102?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/8508894761026628102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=8508894761026628102&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/8508894761026628102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/8508894761026628102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/12/muppets-perform-queens-bohemian.html' title='The Muppets Perform Queen&apos;s Bohemian Rhapsody'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-1212783299811444773</id><published>2009-12-11T15:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-12T15:07:14.821-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animals'/><title type='text'>Baby Elephant Sneezes and Scares Himself</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gtIz1u8g1F0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gtIz1u8g1F0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtIz1u8g1F0&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-1212783299811444773?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/1212783299811444773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=1212783299811444773&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/1212783299811444773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/1212783299811444773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/12/baby-elephant-sneezes-and-scares.html' title='Baby Elephant Sneezes and Scares Himself'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-8569187294827440903</id><published>2009-12-07T20:43:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-07T20:52:30.753-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animals'/><title type='text'>An Amazing Parrot - Funny Bird</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I totally missed Friday's post and I'm even late delivering today's one.  I'm hoping this oldie but funny parrot would make it up ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2G9fkvBzzQE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2G9fkvBzzQE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9fkvBzzQE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-8569187294827440903?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/8569187294827440903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=8569187294827440903&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/8569187294827440903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/8569187294827440903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/12/amazing-parrot-funny-bird.html' title='An Amazing Parrot - Funny Bird'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-4245727296942577513</id><published>2009-11-27T12:57:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-12T15:05:24.047-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Thanksgiving Camel Ad:  Smoke After Each Course!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This advertisement for Camel cigarettes appeared in the November 23, 1936 edition of LIFE magazine. It earnestly demands that you smoke a Camel after each course of Thanksgiving dinner -- "for digestion's sake."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; padding-right:0px; position: relative; float: center; width: 452px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4523/thanksgivingsmoking.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" class="real" alt="" width="452" height="589"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Thanksgiving Smoke After Each Course" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of our favorite quotes from the above ad include, "smoke a camel right after the soup," "By all means enjoy a second helping, but before you do -- smoke another Camel," and "My own personal experience is that smoking Camels with my meals and afterwards builds up a sense of digestive well-being."&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-4245727296942577513?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/4245727296942577513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=4245727296942577513&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4245727296942577513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4245727296942577513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-camel-ad-smoke-after-each.html' title='Thanksgiving Camel Ad:  Smoke After Each Course!'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-4094404052116295906</id><published>2009-11-20T07:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T19:57:38.482-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Sitting On Tha Toilet</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got this from the &lt;a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/"&gt;Tosh.o&lt;/a&gt; show.  I found it funny, and thought ... well ... to share.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%26fmt=18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-4094404052116295906?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/4094404052116295906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=4094404052116295906&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4094404052116295906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4094404052116295906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/11/sitting-on-tha-toilet.html' title='Sitting On Tha Toilet'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-6538998281811829243</id><published>2009-11-13T21:27:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T21:34:01.147-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Batman Vanishing Act Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can run, but he can't hide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure, Batman's "vanishing silently into the shadows" routine is impressive and unnerving 99% of the time. But what about those rare occasions when he doesn't pull it off? &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921846"&gt;College Humor&lt;/a&gt; reveals what happens when the Dark Knight's mystique fails.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPxpo9Wyy7w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPxpo9Wyy7w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPxpo9Wyy7w&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-6538998281811829243?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/6538998281811829243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=6538998281811829243&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/6538998281811829243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/6538998281811829243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/11/batman-vanishing-act-fail.html' title='Batman Vanishing Act Fail'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-372885496340910389</id><published>2009-10-30T17:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-30T17:09:10.356-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Wendy - What a Mouthfull</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JuUHwESOmx4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JuUHwESOmx4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuUHwESOmx4&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-372885496340910389?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/372885496340910389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=372885496340910389&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/372885496340910389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/372885496340910389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/10/wendy-what-mouthfull.html' title='Wendy - What a Mouthfull'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-5328129998846090357</id><published>2009-10-23T10:46:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T11:14:50.734-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Funny Haircuts</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warning!  Some of the images you're about to see are disturbing and are not suitable for children (for fear of copying).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are some funny haircuts ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 392px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6404/hairhat.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="392" height="286"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Hat Hair" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's a video of that one:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Avx-Y9MMm3c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Avx-Y9MMm3c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avx-Y9MMm3c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are more ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 450px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7375/funnyhaircut3.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="450" height="285"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 384px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4223/funnyhaircut9.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="384" height="472"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 385px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/2211/funnyhaircut4.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="385" height="338"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5615/haircutsstyle.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My favorites, however, are these:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 460px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/635/funnyhaircut2.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="460" height="324"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 480px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1740/funnyhaircut.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="480" height="400"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wanted today's Funny Friday post to be about weird haircuts.  I was thinking about &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;head&lt;/span&gt; haircuts and not body ones.  Hey!  They are haircuts.  Disturbing, but very funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 480px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3571/funnyhaircut8.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="480" height="766"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 480px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3369/funnyhaircut7.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="480" height="639"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 480px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3720/funnyhaircut6.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="480" height="623"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 480px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2096/funnyhaircut5.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="480" height="358"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Funny Friday - Funny Haircuts" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you have photos of weird haircuts, please share them with us in the comments.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-5328129998846090357?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/5328129998846090357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=5328129998846090357&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5328129998846090357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/5328129998846090357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/10/funny-haircuts.html' title='Funny Haircuts'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-4910855547765167079</id><published>2009-10-16T07:55:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-17T18:33:37.132-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Green'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>My Favorite Defaced Bills</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are many photos of defaced bills out there, but very few I've come across have caught my attention.  Here are my favorite defaced US bills:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1239/defacedbillswolverine.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="304"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Wolverine" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9107/defacedbillswashingtono.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - George Washingtonowski" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8664/defacedbillstmn.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Teenage Mutant Ninja Linkcoln" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/1158/defacedbillssupermario.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Super Mario" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5303/defacedbillsshoopdawoop.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Shoop Da Woop" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3248/defacedbillsrainbowbrit.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Rainbow Brite" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4793/defacedbillspowerranger.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="304"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Power Ranger" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4277/defacedbillsmrpeanut.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="304"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Mr. Peanut" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7639/defacedbillskiss.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Kiss" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3493/defacedbillsjoker.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="174"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Joker" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9544/defacedbillsheadshot.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Lincoln Headshot" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4562/defacedbillsgeorgeel.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="178"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - George-El" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7821/defacedbillsemo.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="304"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Emo" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9663/defacedbillsdarthvader.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="304"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Darth Vader" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7609/defacedbillscowboy.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="172"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Cowboy" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/337/defacedbillsbatman.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Batman" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4192/defacedbills300.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - 300 (Sparta)" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0px auto; position: relative; float: center; width: 400px;" border="0" id=""&gt;&lt;img src="http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/7532/defacedbillszombie.jpg" style="position: relative; text-align: center; z-index: 0;" alt="" width="400" height="304"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3404/81962139.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0pt; left: 0pt; z-index: 10;" alt="Defaced US Bills - Zombie" width="100%" height="100%" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To see some of the others, there's a good collection at &lt;a href="http://j.mp/20O9Sc"&gt;Holy Taco&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://j.mp/3LLpqg"&gt;Offbeat Earth&lt;/a&gt; and on Flickr (&lt;a href="http://j.mp/4sSUrt"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; for US legal tender &amp; &lt;a href="http://j.mp/2vEeYv"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; for all others).  I'm sure I've missed some good ones out there, so please share the link in the comments.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-4910855547765167079?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/4910855547765167079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=4910855547765167079&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4910855547765167079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/4910855547765167079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/10/my-favorite-defaced-bills.html' title='My Favorite Defaced Bills'/><author><name>Ahmad al-As'ad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01330128377744256254'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921546637506435009.post-3384485847702741663</id><published>2009-10-02T07:15:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-02T09:54:28.296-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fridays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Easy &amp; Creative Math</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is an American classic.  This skit of Abbot &amp; Costello shows how 7 times 13 (7*13) equals 28.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6XEduCRNTS4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6XEduCRNTS4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XEduCRNTS4&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the same thing on another episode.  My favorite line from this one is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Abbott: Didn't you go to school, stupid?&lt;br /&gt;Costello: Yeah, and I come out the same way...&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q-sgi2_v6Mk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q-sgi2_v6Mk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:60%;"&gt;Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-sgi2_v6Mk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;▣&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ahmadism.com/search/label/Fridays"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to see Friday-only posts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4921546637506435009-3384485847702741663?l=www.ahmadism.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/feeds/3384485847702741663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4921546637506435009&amp;postID=3384485847702741663&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/3384485847702741663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4921546637506435009/posts/default/3384485847702741663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ahmadism.com/2009/10/easy-creative-math.html' title='Easy &amp; Creative Math'/><author><name>Ahmad</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05063459654388517866'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>